Two friends in the street

Two friends meet in the street. One of them is with his wife; the other is alone. As soon as they meet, the man with the wife wanted to shake hands with his old friend, but the other was reluctant, he smiled and said: “Well, you know, H1N1.” The man withdrew his hand, nodded his head smiling: “Yeah, sure. So, how you doing?” -“Fine, still in the same job, but I might quit in few weeks.” -“Is that why you are buying medicines?” The lone man looked at a small bag he was holding: -“Oh, yes, I am great.” He approached his friend, and whispered in his ear: -“Condoms, you know, aids. One should be carefully.” The other man with the woman nodded his head agreeing. The lone man continued whispering in his friend’s ear: -“What happened to your wife, she looks, like… you know what I mean?” The man with the lone woman turned his head and looked at his friend confused, and his friend continued his speech: -“I mean, she looks slimmer than before, her breast, you know what I mean?” -“Ah, yes. Well, you know breast cancer.” -“I’m sorry to hearing this, is she ok now?”- “Yes. She had terrible times, but now she is much better.” The woman started to cough. The man commented: -“don’t say it, let me guess. Mmmm, it is the seasonal flu, right?” The man with the lone woman smiled: -“No, no, she’s sensitive of pollution.” -“Ah, I see. So, where are you going?” -“Well, we wanted to have dinner somewhere, do you like to join us?” The lone man smiled: -“Ummm…. I think I’d rather eat at home.. you know, economic crisis.” Suddenly, it started to rain. The two friends with the lone woman rushed to hide under a balcony. The lone man said: -“though we are in the summer.” -“Global warming.” The other man commented, smiling. -“Sure enough. So, how are you managing with your wife? I mean, sexually.” -“Ah, no, no, it’s fine. It was just a matter of time to get familiar with the new circumstance, but no, now it is fine, just like before. However, I decided not to make any children.” -“I am happy to hearing this. For me, sex is essential, you know, like, I don’t like to miss anything.” -“Me neither,” the man with the lone woman replied, and the two men laughed loudly.